Funny stories

I was shopping yesterday, sick but trying to pretend I was better. A little worn looking around the edges.
I found the perfect T-Shirt for George that had Mountain Dew written on it so just had to buy.
As I was checking out the lady behind the cash register announced she had given me the senior discount.
I am starting the new year with a senior face. What a great compliment! Now I am on the lookout for all the discounts I can get.
By the way do you know what the age is for a senior person? After all I am still in my forties. Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!